Versuri NerdOut – The Marvel Cinematic Universe Rap Up lyrics
All the fans around about the get what they deserve
Listen as I run down the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
From Phase One to Phase 2 to Phase 3
This is not chronological it’s in order of release
We got Spider-Man Scarlet Witch Drax the Destroyer
If you haven’t seen the films a final warnin’ for spoilers
We goin’ way back almost twelve years ago
So without any further ado here we go
In the very first spot we got the homie Tony Stark
The only billionaire playboy philanthropist on the block
Kidnapped by terrorists he ruined their entire plan
Turned a box of scraps into a fully-suited Iron Man
The guy who set him up was Obadiah Stane
Took the reactor out his chest and left Tony to die in pain
But with the help of Pepper Potts and Rhodey he would soon prevail
Over the carbon copy Iron Monger sent him straight to hell
Next is the scientist name is Bruce Banner
He turned into the Hulk because he was foolin’ with gamma
He fled to South America tryin’ to find an antidote
The army tracked him down couldn’t beat the green animal
General Ross was mad wanted Banner to fear him
He injected Emil Blonsky with the Super Soldier serum
On the streets of Harlem Emil raged as the abomination
But Hulk clapped him and pretty much stomped his face in
Ivan Vanko wanted to murder Tony Stark
He built an arc reactor fitted with whips and slashed his car apart
He was arrested party time Tony was lovin’ it
Then Rhodey commandeered a suit and gave it to the government
After that Tony met the director of SHIELD
Justin Hammer made a bunch of drones but Ivan’s at the wheel
Now War Machine and Iron Man are fightin’ off the drones
Tony starts to realize he cannot save the world alone
Thor was about to be king yeah he had the clout
But he was disobedient so Odin stripped his powers out
Banished to Earth now he’s tryin’ to get his hammer back
Meanwhile his evil brother Loki had a planned attack
Releasing the Destroyer to kill Thor and all his friends
Thor made a sacrifice provin’ he’s worth again
With hammer in hand he wins retreated to his home
Loki “died” by suicide and Odin sat back on the throne
Okay let’s take it back to 1942
Steve Rogers tried to join the army but he’s just a scrawny dude
So they gave him Super Soldier serum now he’s a fighter
But Red Skull’s got the Tesseract the enemies hailin’ Hydra
Tried to bomb the shores of America Rogers stopped it
Crashed the bomber in the Arctic he was frozen in a cockpit
For seventy years Nick Fury found him and then he thawed him out
Told him that he wanted to save the world yeah I’m talkin’ about Avengers
Loki isn’t dead he wanted to rule the Earth
And the fact that the Avengers fought each other made it worse
Loki stole the Tesseract from SHIELD to open up a portal
That would unleash the aliens against defenseless mortals
Rogers Stark Romanoff Thor Banner and Barton
Fought the hordes of Loki’s army the Chitauri it was hard
But Tony threw a missile at the mothership and closed the hole up
Hulk slammed Loki puny god that was so nuts
Tony Stark is sufferin’ from panic attacks and PTSD
Things are getting messy televised Mandarin’s very threatening
Feeling himself Tony gave the world his real address
Helicopters bombed his home and then he almost drowned to death
Aldrich Killian is really the Mandarin what a plot twist
Kidnapped the president then took Pepper Potts as a hostage
With Extremis in his body Aldrich almost won the day
But Pepper’s superhuman too blew up a bullet in his face
Jane Foster fell in a portal infected by the Aether
Malekith a dark elf woke up and tried to reach her
Thor took her back to Asgard and tried to remove the substance
But Malekith killed his mother Thor wanted justice
Vowing revenge he got his brother Loki’s assistance
On Earth worlds are aligning things are getting intense
With a little scientific equipment and hocus pocus
They opened a portal and killed Malekith with his own ship
Rogers and Romanoff were out workin’ for SHIELD
On a mission to retrieve encrypted data from the field
So Nick Fury’s helicarriers were now ready to fire
That’s when Cap discovered that SHIELD was overrun by Hydra
Wilson joined the team Winter Soldier tried to kill ’em
Rogers couldn’t understand his friend was now a villain
Helicarriers overridden so Hydra couldn’t pull the trigger
Steve refused to fight his friend so they all crashed into the river
Peter Quill is up in space plus Gamora Groot and Rocket
Get arrested and along with Drax they managed to escape
Tried to sell a magic orb but little did they know
The thing that they would try to sell was an Infinity Stone
Ronan stole it so he could kill every person on Xandar
The team beat him after distractin’ him with a dance-off
Groot sacrificed himself yeah that was a tragedy
But now the friends are known as the Guardians of the Galaxy
The Avengers fightin’ Hydra on the battlefield
Then unintentionally made a murder robot that’ll kill
Ultron was born he recruited the Maximoffs
But then they switched sides ’cause Ultron was gonna blast ’em all
Tony used the Mind Stone of JARVIS call him Vision
In Sokovia they battled a lot of robotic henchmen
All the citizens escaped Pietro died protectin’ Barton
Ultron is destroyed but that’s when Thanos goes and grabs his gauntlet
Scott Lang just got out of prison times is real tough
Hank Pym tested him to see if he could steal stuff
Gave him the Ant-Man suit shrunk him down to size
Hank’s daughter Hope trained him up and taught him how to fight
A guy named Yellowjacket he wanted to sell the secrets
Of the Pym particle to Hydra but he gets defeated
When Scott goes subatomic barely made it out the quantum realm
Hope becomes The Wasp these bad guys will not prevail
Bucky was impersonated to make it look like he killed the King of Wakanda
T’Challa wanted revenge that’s not the only problem
The UN tried to make ’em all sing some accords
Two opposin’ views that started a civil war
Spidey showed up to prove that he’s a hero
Most of the conflict was caused by Baron Zemo
Steve stopped Tony from blowin’ Bucky to bits
You could say at this point the Avengers don’t exist
Steven Strange used to be the world’s best surgeon
Until he broke his hands that’s when he started searching
The ancient one and Mordo would train him at Kamar-Taj
In his studies he would find out that magic can be dark
Kaecilius released Dormammu from the dark dimension
With the Eye of Agamoto he’s beaten into submission
With repetition the earth is safe and everybody thanked him
Now he’s the master of the New York City sanctum
Guardians always on the run from different factions
The Sovereign and the Ravagers want a piece of the action
Quill finds out that he’s the son of a Celestial
Mantis helps out she knows Ego is unethical
With the help of Nebula Kraglin and Yondu
Baby Groot bombed the brain Ego is fondue
Yondu saved Peter sacrificed himself
Ravagers far and wide came along to pay respects
Next up is your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Every now and then he had to go and check with Iron Man
Peter Parker’s fifteen fighting the hired goons
Of a flying thief The Vulture Adrian Toomes
Peter was dating his daughter that was awkward
The two started fighting on the beach of Coney Island
Peter won Stark and Happy invite him to the Avengers
But in the end he knows he’s not ready to be a member
Odin died Hela’s colder than an icebox
Crushed Thor’s hammer then she knocked him off the Bifrost
Stranded on Sakaar Thor is taken by a Valkyrie
And forced to fight the Hulk that was almost a casualty
Him and his friends flew inside the Devil’s Anus
And they made it back to Asgard Hela’s murders were heinous
They try to fight but realize they couldn’t manage
Only way to kill his sister was to Ragnarok the planet
The Black Panther leader of Wakanda
T’Challa’s gotta deal with all the secrets of his father
Killmonger was abandoned on his own
But he defeated T’Challa now he’s standing on the throne
He wanted to use the Vibranium strictly as a weapon
That’s when T’Challa stepped in gave him his final lesson
With Shuri and M’Baku it’s a new administration
He knows that he should share his technology with the nations
To get the Stones Thanos was on a mission
He planned to kill half of all life in existence
Heroes tried to fight but he’s an unstoppable monster
To get the Soul Stone he killed his own daughter
In Wakanda people getting slaughtered
Vision ends up dead Thor hits him with Stormbreaker shoulda gone for the head
He gave his fingers a snap half the people turned to ash
Then he portaled to a planet where he sat back and relaxed
Before the snap Scott Lang was helping Hank
By going to the quantum realm to find his wife from thirty years ago
A message suggested his wife was alive
But first Scott and Hope had to fight some bad guys
Ghost appeared stole the shrunken lab tried to fix her sickness
But they stole it back and got Janet out of there with the quickness
Janet gave Ghost quantum energy to stabilize
But then Thanos snaps Scott’s the only one that stayed alive
Vers was a Kree crash-landed on the planet
Nick Fury tried to help her see the past and understand it
Turns out she’s from earth and her real name is Danvers
She was fed a bunch of lies from her Kree commanders
She took out the implant that suppressed her powers
Indestructible destroyed a fleet of Kree cowards
Now she helps the Skrulls find a place without danger
But if Nick Fury needs her all he’s gotta do is page her
About a month after Thanos did the snap
The last of the Avengers found him cooking in a shack
Sliced his hand off but it’s too late he destroyed the Stones
So Thor chopped his head off everybody went home
Five years later Scott made it out the quantum realm
He rushed to the Avengers and told them that he could offer help
Time heist they would all just travel to the past
Get the Stone one by one reverse the snap then put ’em back
Nebula got caught and her double took her spot
For the Soul Stone Romanoff jumped off a rock
Everybody put their Stones inside of the nano gauntlet
Thor wanted to snap but Hulk told him “I got this”
The snap brought ’em back Nebula planned a coup
She used the time machine to bring back Thanos and his crew
Thor and Tony Stark was trying hard to beat the Titan
Captain Rogers grabbed the hammer and he got a couple strikes in
Thanos knocked him down to the ground and broke his shield
Doctor Strange showed up and brought the heroes to the field
Portals began to open Thanos began to tremble
Steve stepped out and said “Avengers Assemble”
Battlefield is full Thanos army is no match
Tony grabbed the gauntlet snapping Thanos off the map
Tony sacrificed his life at his funeral they wept
Captain Rogers grabbed the stones and took ’em back where they were kept
What’s next? Peter Parker? I think that he’s had enough
He wanted to go on vacation and ditch all the hero stuff
Nick Fury tracks him down says he can’t because he’s needed
Peter meets Quentin Beck and just hands over EDITH
Turns out Quentin Beck is really just Mysterio
He’ll murder anybody with illusions and some killer drones
Parker beats him Spider-Tingle was the remedy
But then Beck told the world Spider-Man’s identity
There you have it that’s what happened in the films
I hope that you could follow and didn’t get overwhelmed
RIP to Stan Lee he was in every feature
Until phase four peace to all the true believers
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